Fun is on the menu

“Your tumblr gave me a hardon at work today. But it looks like you’re only into asians.”

Fuck no. Is it my fault University Town has a large population of horny asian guys? I make arrangements to prove him wrong.

Today, he’s working at a restaurant, but he’d love to show me their lovely restrooms. We just have to wait until after the lunch rush.

“What do I do?” I ask him.

“Well are you hungry? Or gunna grab a drink. That would be less conspicious…”

Sure, whatever. I find the place. It’s fancy. It might have be a good place to bring my wife. The hostess greets me and I tell her, in the most inconspicuous, causually-casual way possible, that I would just like to enjoy a beer on the patio. I watch her hot ass sway as she goes inside, and I find a table out of the way of the hot afternoon sun.

A minute later, the waiter comes out. He’s pretty hot too, with his neatly trimmed, thin goatee. He’s in uniform: black slacks and a black golf shirt, neatly embroidered with the logo of the restaurant. Very posh. I tell him I’d like a pint of his finest 1664 Blanc.

“Good choice,” he says, and takes my menu.

I pull out my phone and look at the pic. Where is this guy? On my phone he’s a young dude, looking serious and wearing a baseball cap. I message him to tell him I’m here and going to enjoy a beer.

After my beer arrives, an older couple comes in and sits at the table beside me. I sip my beer and watch the waiter serve them. It’s a beautiful day, the beer is tasty, and large. I chat with some buddies on Grindr about what I’m doing.

I stare at the waiter over the edge of my frosted glass. Is it him? It’s hard to tell. The man looks older, in his crisp black uniform, thin goatee, and neat hair, far different from the baseball cap wearing dude on my phone.

I’m talking to a couple of guys at once. “I don’t think it’s him,” I tell my Grindr buddy.

“How hot is he? Take a picture,” he writes back.

“No man, I’m trying to be inconspicuous.”

I figure he’ll say something when I pay for my drink, but there is no hint of recognition. Either he’s not the guy, or he’s the world’s best actor. I tip the standard 15%.

I message the mystery dude, “Wow, big beer, going to have to use the restroom now:-) :-)”

“Just down the hall and to the left,” the hostess directs me.

Like the restaurant, the restroom is fancy. The two stalls are completely enclosed with solid doors made of wood and frosted glass. No shopping bag needed. I take the larger one, sitting on the closed toilet, and notice that the lock on the door is broken.

The door opens. In comes a man in black uniform, fumbles with the lock. When he turns around I stare at him in surprise. It’s my hot waiter friend. He unbuckles his belt and lets out his cock, eyes still on the door.

He’s the first other grower I’ve seen. A cock ring surrounds his penis and his balls, making his 3” soft cut cock stick up at me. We don’t have much time. I gently wrap my lips around it, and it stiffens in my mouth. He relaxes, lets out a breath.

Footsteps. We freeze. Someone comes in and sits in the other stall. The doors may be fancy, but I can see his black shoe under the wall between us.

After a moment, the waiter motions for me to continue. Who is beside us? There was nobody else in the restaurant. I imagine it’s his boss, and it turns me on. I reach into my shorts and pull out my own penis, stroking it while I snack on him.

We’re making some noise now. He’s close. Suddenly he reaches behind me and pushes the button on the wall. As the toilet flushes, he grabs his penis and slaps it against my open mouth. Delicious drops of precum splatter all over. As the flushing ends, he moves forward and I feel my mouth filling with cum. I suck it out of him, at the same time as I feel my own load spill out over my wrist.

He zips up, pulls his neat shirt down, and leaves wordlessly. I hear him carefully washing his hands.

The shoes beside me (his boss?) haven’t moved. After a minute I very quietly sneak out.

As I leave the restaurant, he’s there, right beside the hostess. “Thanks for visiting us. Have a nice day,” he smiles and offers me a mint.

World’s best actor.

“My mom left– please hurry”

“Your tumblr is amazing,” writes a 20yo fan, We chat a bit. He can host, but he’s got to wait for his mom to go out.

“I’ve had guys when they’re home before,” he tells me. “Usually while my parents are asleep but twice while they were home in the middle of the day. I just snuck him in though, they had no idea.”

I decide that my 5 year old daughter will never, ever move to the basement bedroom.

“How long has it been?” he asks. “How big a load am I getting?”

Well about three days since I fed that student his lunch…  Wait, I scroll back through the conversation. I haven’t even sent any face pics yet! I send a couple.

“If only you were into making out..” he responds.

It’s nice to be appreciated. But I only make out with cock. Passionately.

He sends me some pics.

He has to go to the Costco and Walmart with his mom now. After that we can do something.

But she likes the free samples. When the time comes, he messages, “We’ve only just got to Walmart :(“. Courteous little fucker.

I go to Tim Horton’s and listen to a group of old ladies gossip about why Mary’s not there.

Ba-dump. “We’re back,” he notifies me. “You’ll have to come now as soon as she leaves.”

I gamble it might be a while. I order an iced cap.

“She’s gone.”

Shit.

I jump into my car and fumble with Google Maps. It’s an oven in here. I gulp down my iced cap, and immediately regret it as feels like someone’s massaging my brain with a melon baller. Okay, where the fuck is this place?

“I have 20 minutes tops… please hurry”

I hit every god damn red light on the way. It gives me time to think. Is this my ninth or tenth hookup? I can’t even remember. The butterfly feeling is absent. I feel no fear, only excitement.

As I jog up the street I see him wave in the window. A minivan is parked in the driveway. She must have taken the other car. Or she’s back.

He opens the door.

He’s hotter in person. White. He’s the kind of guy the football coach always tries to recruit but he’s just not interested. His neat black hair is combed and fixed in place with a bit of gel. He looks at me hungrily.

“We don’t have much time,” he tells me,

I take my shoes with me. We leap down four steps to the basement, and his bedroom’s right there. White walls, Stuff on the floor. I don’t even have time to look. When I turn around he’s already kneeling and unbuckling my pants.

He munches on the front of my underwear. Thanks for this. He’s read my tumblr and knows I need some time to grow.

The bed’s not made. I sit on the edge and peel my pants off. (Indigo X Copper Twist, Naked & Famous Denim, $130) He stuffs my dick in his mouth, locks his eyes into mine. I go from 3” to 7” in seconds. It’s never happened so fast.

I glance towards the doorway. What if his mom comes in right now?

“Well Ma’am,” I’d say, “your (very straight) son just tripped on the carpet and… I mean, I got this snake bite and he’s selflessly, uh…” Fuck it, I got nothing.

I tell him I want to suck him. Looking down I see his erection pushing out his shorts. He can barely get them down he’s so excited.

His penis is thick and looks delicious.

“Let’s make out,” he tells me and moves in. I have no choice. Our lips meet. I’m reserved, uncertain how far I want to go. I’ve only kissed one other guy, and two other girls including my wife. He presses in, and his large tongue slips through my lips. He dominates my mouth. I relax and enjoy it. But I really want cock.

He stands up and I get a view of his thick penis. His foreskin is beautiful, so delicate and thin it seems like it can barely cover him. I raise it to my lips and gently slide the tip of my tongue inside. He inhales sharply when I lick all around inside him. The taste is strong and I want more.

He taps my head. “I’m close,” he says.

I’ve barely started, so I very gently pull down on his shaft, just enough to let my tongue out, and let it slide back. I press into his urethra, and taste precum.

He’s trembling. I feel his powerful hands grip my shoulders, and his hips move forward slightly. That’s all it takes. Three liquidly squirts hit the back of my throat.

I’ve been stroking my cock all this time. Suddenly his mouth is back on it, plunging up and down. I can’t believe it. I’ve barely swallowed, but this kid’s so eager. He loves my cock as much as I love giving it to him.

So I give him what he wants. I lean back on his bed, grab a fistful of his hair, and fuck him. “Yeah, suck my cock. SUCK IT.” I command, and thrust upwards into his face hole. I can’t help moaning loudly. I keep my eyes open so I can permanently etch the sight this near-teenager blowing me into my brain.

When I’ve had enough, I mash his face down into my crotch one last time, suck in my abs, and pump my sperm right down his fucking throat.

When I stride out into the sunlight, I look at my phone and realize it’s been all of five minutes since my arrival.

Intense.

I get the fuck out of there before his mom returns.

Dreadlocks

I’m working and this gray square messages me. The pic in the chat window is this grinning black dude with a T-shirt, and dreadlocks. He’s good for mutual oral. I’m at 14 days and I really need to be sucked so I drive over to his apartment.

I leave my wallet in the car. I’m so racist.

I’m at the door and instead of coming out he writes, “Forgot to ask are you clean?” Yeah I got tested last week. They don’t call unless you have something wrong. I spend 10 minutes educating him on the risks of various STIs and my very-brief sexual history. I’m glad to know he’s cautious.

Finally tells me what unit he’s in. Knock knock.

He peeks around the door like a scared squirrel. I walk in. He’s hiding behind the door in some black boxers and OMG HE’S FUCKING RIPPED. Totally worth it. His roommate’s just stepped out, he says, so we have to be quick.

We go to his bedroom and he timidly lets down his boxers and his 9” python comes out to play. It is just about down to his knees. And it’s still SOFT.

I’m a grower and I want to run and hide my shame. Right now my cock looks like an orange after its been juiced. I suck him first hoping I can grow an appreciable amount, at least enough to be worthy to stand in his shadow.

I pull back his uncut snake and get to work. Foreskin’s a little tight, it won’t easily glide back again so I leave it down. He grabs my shoulders and stands there motionless while I warm him up.

I’m hard again. He wants mutual, so I get up and let him suck me a little. His mouth is amazingly soft and gentle, which is good, because: 14 days…

I look down and realize how very incredibly built this dude is. He’s got huge grapefruits for shoulders. Every inch is hard, and he’s down there really enjoying sucking on my cock. But barely a minute later and I’ve had enough. Don’t want to spew yet. I want to get him in my mouth again.

I attempt deep throat and gag, but he seems to like it when his cock slams the back of my throat. I reach behind and grab his amazingly hard ass. I can feel every muscle. It’s slippery. There’s no air conditioner, and I look up and see his abs are covered in a glossy sheen of sweat. Lucky for me, I LOVE IT. I breath it in. The smell of his body gets me high. I want to bury my face in his balls, but he pushes me back to his cock.

He starts jerking and I realize I’ve been doing it wrong. He likes his foreskin up. I stand in front of him while he sits on the bed and snacks on my dick. He’s jerking like a demon. My dick’s like fucking crack to him. He can’t get enough of it. I stand there and slowly fuck his face while he works his cock. I push on his dreads, making him gag on it. I want to spew so bad, fill him with cum. But I know he’s not into that. Shit, he looks like he’s close.

“I want your cum in my mouth,” I tell him.

“OK,” he gasps, and suddenly he says he’s about to go. So I jump down and drain him, squeezing it out like it was gold. I show him a mouthful of his sperm before I gulp it down.

I get up now. The deal was I was supposed to cum on him too but he checks his phone in a panic. Shit, man, his roommate’s on his way – he asks can we get together another time maybe?

OK I guess. On to day 15.

I can still smell his man sweat all over my face. And I love it.

After His Midterm


Straight, neatly cropped black hair, asian, and very young looking. I swear so many asian guys never age. That’s why I love ‘em. I was sure this 20yo wouldn’t reply to my messages. Went from “What’s up”, a few back and forth, to “I recently discovered I’d like to give blowjobs.” That seemed to end the conversation. Yeah, those young guys are hard to get.

Like a week later, he comes back with “Hmmm, that could be good. Pics?” He follows up with his own. “Mmmmm” I write back. We work out that we’d like to do something in the restroom I found sometime, maybe Wednesday. Then nothing. Man this guy was a tease. Hot, though.

Next Monday he writes back again. “Sorry, classes are crazy.” I tell him I’m going to have to Google Calendar him like an appointment. Crazy, he agrees. Next week’s exam week. “It’ll help you relax,” I told him. Then he doesn’t sign in again.

Until Sunday. “Still up for 2 tmrw?” “Yeah” I write back.

It’s a scorcher today. At 2, I go to the fountain in the nature building. The butterfly feeling is ripe. I want to run, not show up. Maybe he won’t show. But there’s already two asian guys sitting there, one’s pretty hot  in his sweat pants and playing on his iPhone.. I’m not sure it’s him.  So I read some of the posters. Still nothing on grindr.

Minutes later he strides in like he owns the place. Only he’s like 6ft tall. I look at him and he smiles back. That’s the one. “Just had an exam,” he said. “Didn’t go well.” Ahh, well, let’s see what we can do about that. I lead him downstairs and we go into the restroom together, locking the door.

Learning from my previous encounter I can’t let my cursed nervousness show. I rip off my shirt (Le Chateau Striped Cotten Slub, $29.95) with one arm and toss it, then turned to him. He’s got his shirt off.

Wow. Very tall. Thin, in a shapely way. Hairless except thick, straight black tufts jut from under his arms. Small pecs. Gazing, intensely, grinning nervously.

I’m reaching for his baggy jeans. Gotta be aggressive.  But the kid’s pockets are filled with calculators and geometry sets and two phones. WTF, I was gonna need some help. He unloads his gadgets onto the sink while I stare at the top of his black boxers.

Finally he slides down his pants and out pops a thick brown uncut dick. I get down and pull it back, briefly inspecting it. Got to be safe, you know. Then I start to lick his balls and his cock soon slides into my mouth. He’s soft and I work it, loving the feeling of it becoming hard and slowly growing toward my throat.

I look up at his hot body and rub my hands over his tummy. He’s like the teens straight outta the gaysian porn vids.

After a few minutes he sits down on the toilet cover and I go to town on his dick. He’s having some trouble staying hard, so I let him work it while I lick his balls. It’s a hot day. I can taste his sweat and I love it. I let my tongue go down to his perineum and draw letters there like it was a pussy. He moans, “that’s good”. He’s hard, but when I suck he starts to go soft again. I try my hands, but they’re cold from resting on the floor.

Thunk. Someone tries to open the door again. Shit, that can’t be helping.

Eventually he stands up, asks me what else can we do? I dunno, it’s a cold bathroom floor. “I want to taste your cum,” I whisper. So he stands up and jerks. He seems soft, but surprises me with a great tasting load.

As he gets dressed and assembles his office supplies back into his pants, he apologizes, saying he’s pretty tired. That’s OK. I loved doing it.

There and Back Again, In Toronto

So I’m walking around Toronto doing some shopping today. Shopping for cock. I park at the Hyatt Regency and sit in the Starbucks, turn on my favourite app.

Wow. Within about 30 seconds I get five messages. None look appealing though. I’m spoiled living in University town with its abundant youth. I put the phone away and stroll to the eaton’s center for some new shirts. I pick up a couple Raw-Edge V-Neck Tees (2/$39, Guess).

But the exciting part comes a little farther… Spa Excess and Steamworks, the two most well known bathhouses are here. I walk past the thick door of spa excess. Two guys are within 20m of me, they must be inside. I’m too chicken to go in. Same with Steamworks. Instead, I eat at Subway, staring out into Church street, and Grindr.

“How dangerous is Steamworks?” I ask.

“All these dirty places!” someone replies, and blocks me.

A grey-bearded guy is more helpful. “All I’m saying is that some guys don’t disclose their status,” he says, and invites me up to his apartment down the street where I can blow him. I decline, saying I’ve gotta eat lunch first.

I’d be disappointed if I left TO without going in. I resolve to do it with a compromise: I just won’t touch anybody. I slink back to Spa Excess and wrench open the doors, expecting to see an orgy. Instead there’s some stairs going up. I carefully ascend them, silently, ducking back so the cashier or whatever wouldn’t notice me if I turned around and fled.

There’s a window in the wall beside the door. “What do I have to do?” I squeak at the cashier. I pay $6 and leave my grad student card with him, and he lets me in. Staring at the floor, I stride to the stairwell and go down, then up, looking for the locker room. It was a quite a locker room, a beautiful site to behold with coloured light emanating from somewhere in the darkness. I change quickly and slam the door shut, hanging my key on my wrist.

Down a flight is the jacuzzi tub. Well, I have to go in. I’m here. So I shower, staring straight at the wall and sit down with two other old guys. I watch some vintage porn on the flat screen for a while, until I’m relaxed, then I get up to explore some more.

It’s easy to not touch anyone here. At 1pm on Saturday there’s only like 10 guys here. I find the maze and wander around it, moving quickly past anyone as they reach for me. The maze snakes around a bathroom, and includes a viewing couch looking straight through one-way glass toward a trough urinal. That would be hot, if anyone was there. I’m a fan of watersports.

I decide to end my trip at the bar. I grab a $9 long island iced tea, and sit on the couch near the TV. It’s playing classic movies. Behind me a toweled asian guy sits at a table using his laptop. I read on my phone, sipping the alcohol, and I feel totally relaxed. This is not a bad place to visit.

Later on I make my way through Toronto back to my parking space. On Grindr, the streets are an ever changing sea. There are so many choices. But no bites. I make it all the way back to the hotel and sit in the lobby. It’s too early to go home.

I see a guy on Grindr. We exchange pics.

He’s asian, he looks OK and will let me blow him. He can host right now in his hotel room at the Marriot around the block. “10 mins” I tell him.

When I get to his door my heart is pounding. WTF am I doing. I should turn back. Instead I rap on his door.

He’s in his underwear already, watching TV. We introduce ourselves and he offers me some water. “You’re so formal,” he says, smiling incredulously.

“Do you do this often?” I ask. Not too often, he says. I tell him he’s my #5. “Five today?” I shook my head. “Five in your life?!” Yup. So tell me if I’m doing something wrong.

We go to the bedroom and strip, laying on the bed. Cuddling’s still weird for me, I tell him, and reach for his crotch. He obliges, discarding his black briefs. A beautiful, cut cock, a drop of precum already at its tip. I lick it up and make him sit on the edge of the bed. His penis fits comfortably in my mouth. I’m relaxed, and go for a while. He can’t believe how into it I am. I’m like a starving man on sausage. Eventually he ends up standing against the wall, thrusting into my face when I feel several squirts of salty cum land on my tongue. I show it to him before swallowing it down.

“You’re very good at this,” he tells me, stroking my hair. He’s never cum from just a blowjob before.

Later he messages. If I’m ever in TO again, let him know. Yay, a job well done.